the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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