I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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