He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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