You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
too bad you live with your parents still
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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