is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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