1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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