my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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