If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i think im in europe. pls send help
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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