Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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