I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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