five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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