Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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