I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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