Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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