Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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