No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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