How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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