belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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