so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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