dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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