Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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