On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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