Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
