Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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