it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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