Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she peed on how many people?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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