If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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