margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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