her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So much Jack, so little girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Is Oprah even human
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize