How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Randomize
