she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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