Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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