Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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