ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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