I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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