why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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