you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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