i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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