normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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