the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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