Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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