we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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