can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
