And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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