My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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