HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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