Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just found puke in my bra..
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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