i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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