She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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