okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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