i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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