I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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