I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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