What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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