U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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